Well hello Satan.

Ahem, men are also treated like crap on the internet.

The USA has a doomsday system too, it has 14 parts and is called the Ohio class. If my math is correct that is 336 missiles and up to 4704 warheads - which is more than the US is supposed to have in total.

Why do I always get some video ad playing where the quote is supposed to be?

This is what James May should have bought for the Middle East Special

I hereby demand a (unnamed new show) vs. Grand Tour showdown at once.

For ever and for always.

The tide of puns has already begun.

I’ll probably get in trouble for this, but what the heck.

So now-if I get a manual in my next car-I have to get it fitted with one of those anti-carjacking flamethrowers from South Africa? Sigh. What is this world coming to.

This is why the TOR browser is a thing.

I don’t watch NASCAR, but I would if they ran at COTA!

And this is why some of us are leery of self-driving cars. If the car is hooked up to GPS, then someone can track it. I don’t want that.

I don’t know if this counts, since it didn’t happen to me, but whatever.

Owning and driving a McLaren F1. That is all

It’s easy – very easy – to laugh at this guy and his plight, but if I’m honest, it’s possible I might be desperate enough to the same sort of stupid shit?

Yep, ever since other teams protested it in the late 90's

Southern pronunciation

Hmmm. Not a fan of autonomous cars (somewhat suspicious of govt) but I believe that I have a solution to this particular problem. US only though.

Tiananmen Square springs to mind