WHY.IS.THIS.ON.JALOPNIK!!! It has nothing to do with cars. Quit it.

Re: Title. Yes, but only against nice people. The barbarians bring out the machine guns and end the protest

Sigh, let me ‘splain it to ya’ll one more time...

Why is this on Jalopnik? I. DON’T. CARE.

So this happened yesterday on I-40. I was headed southbound between Conway and Little Rock when I see the flashing blues in the rear view mirror, he is quite a ways back and I was not speeding, so I was pretty sure he wasn’t coming for me.

This from the state that now requires background checks for ammunition and has effectively legalized underage prostitution. Yep, I think ol’ cali has gone full retard.

That looks startlingly similar to my drive home.

Have a star for the Airwolf reference and the kind words about the theme song. I have it as my ringtone.

I fully expected them to pull the blocks from junkyards and urinate on them...

News Flash, neither does anyone else.

Based on the drivers I see every day, this cannot end well.

At a hulking 204.1 inches long

Now we know what Walker, Texas Ranger has been doing since retirement.

Try as I might, I cannot find a reason this is on Jalopnik. Can you please fix this?

Oh God, Oh God, we’re all gonna die!

You win

I was home schooled, it was our driveway.

That’s a heck of a lot easier in a Crown Vic than it is in any modern car. Can anyone name one-aside from vans-that still have column shifters and no center console?

My first response involves a rifle in 8mm Rem. Mag. and a few friends to help dress it.

You’ve got it easy, my dad wants a ‘70 Buick Wildcat with the big engine. Do you have any idea how much one of those is going to cost to restore?