didn't your dad always tell you to quit playing with your dinghy?

GRU - worst travel experience EVER! I arrived at 4pm for an 11:45pm departure because I had heard the horror stories. They didn't put the check in desk together until 6pm. It's not like I was flying some ho-dunk airline, it was United! I figured an airline that big would have a permanent desk in an international…

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because you're married? just a guess.

A reboot of The Odd Couple with OJ?

if the Lancia is your idea of beautiful, I'd hate to see your significant other!