Ya know, the right to say pussy uncensored would feel a lot cooler if the first clip of it happening didn't suck so much.

*Agreeing so hard with this right now*

Yesyesyes you are spot on here. *tucks idea about "yes but" vs. "yes and" conversation differences in back pocket* :)

This oughta solve your trumpet problem.

This makes me want to hug him :D

It's also been reported that her ex tried to hang himself in jail. It's a bad story all over the place....:(

WE'RE ALL ALRIGHT
WE'RE ALL ALRIGHT
(Hello new babyyyyy!) :D

Also: who walks away from a fully burning camp fire without putting it out first? D:<

YES I wanna fav this comment a million times over

Clever. I like it.

A typo in the first sentence? Eek...

Definitely not the firstborn