What the fuck is up with these cable news talking heads and their knob slobbing on this speech? I mean Van fucking Jones, did you bring a towel with you or did you need to run get one to clean up after you delivered that handy?

Alternative goals!

Wow.

Another example of journalists that think people pay attention to sports as an auxiliary to their writing and not the other way around.

They were singing the correct 3rd stanza to drown out the opera idiot. Same for the fans in the stands.

The guy who owned the boat is the guy whose estate is being sued.

Wait, was this in the car or the restaurant? This is kind of sloppily written.

Yeah I’ve been under the impression that Yahoo’s core business has been completely comprised of Woj and Fantasy Football.

I’ll believe it only when Woj tweets it.

Your comment sounds exactly like something Jack-O would say on the BS Report.

Turns out Chris Carter had a drinking problem so the eagles released him.

Maybe because teams are wising up on players that literally do nothing on defense, only hit home runs, and strike out 200 times a season. All or nothing guys are a pain in the ass...

Carter is akin to an 8-Track player - NYY got him because literally, nobody else wanted him and they have little to no faith in Austin or Bird.

"Fuckin' beautiful."