“Well, this very classy goal in the Bundesliga is one thing, but I just don’t think we can ignore the importance of Jozy’s hold-up play.”-a weirdly large segment of American soccer media and probably the USMNT coaching staff.

Also: Goal line technology is an upset tummy.

Just imagine if Deadspin stuck to sports, we’d have more of this.

Every time a Deadspin take insinuates than Man City was somehow screwed by a ticky tack VAR decision in the UCL, I’ll be here to stridently disagree. Kun was clearly offside and the ball only went to him because Bernardo significantly deflected Eriksen’s ill advised pass. Today was entirely different. VAR was…

Given today’s news, I wanted to voice my appreciation for this post that is decidedly not about sports.

Szczęsny, you can get out of Arsenal but never get the Arsenal out of you. 

Kieran Trippier should never be allowed in a high pressure game ever again.

I hate penalty shootouts much more than the away-goal tiebreaker.

After the game, he decided to celebrate the moment with his adorable son on the pitch.

Undefeated in the New Lane! Huddersfield or not, hell of a game from Lucas.

Son was on fire the last time Kane and Alli were out...they're gonna win the UCL now, ffs....

YEESSSSSSSSS!!!!

I am still absolutely buzzing. The boys pulled this off, WITH EMPHASIS!, without Kane or Dele. Holy shit.

This is my first year rooting for Tottenham. As an American Mets and Jets fan I have a true understanding of decades-long incompetence and failure. I basically quit the NFL and started following the EPL this year because I have a 3 year old boy and I can’t morally sanction raising him to care about American football…

“Spurs have been no model of consistency” is such a lazy-ass troll take.

When the line judge raised his flag to call Kane offside, that should’ve been the end of the play.

You cannot simply

COYS

While I certainly can’t speak for all Jews, I understand where the frustration is coming from. In many groups like this, if you openly identify as Jewish then you’d better be prepared to pass a litmus test on Palestine before anything else. The Chicago Dyke March was neither the first nor the last to do this and…

That’s the joke. It’s not a good joke, but it’s Haisley, so what do you expect?