It’s like 8 Anacondas were thrown in a blender and then glued together into a pretty flower/artichoke.

Today’s Harley Quinn isn’t “our” Harley Quinn though. The veersion they have now is a much lighter punk version of the character. To me, the BAS, harlequin style version was way better.

First thing he does after his ship reboots? Shoots at the damn thing.

Meanwhile I’m insured through Obamacare and pregnant and terrified. Thanks a lot, assholes.

I really, really like that fucking space ship

My cousin once saw a biker (bicycle not motorcycle) who’d been hit by a car and when they cut him out of his bike shorts, they found he’d stuffed a sausage - like a bratwurst - in there. She said she and the nurses were unprofessional and laughed a bit before they could stifle it, so luckily dude was unconscious or…

I just crossed my legs and I don’t even have a vagina. Holy fuck ouch.

This is so fucking cool. This is such a dark, empty, lonely game at times...being wrenched out like that must have been genuinely terrifying

That is a REALLY good point. If these nimrods are mixing up their vaginas and their assholes all the time, there would be a whole lot of tampons up the butt. Yet, you never hear “whoopsey me, just plugged my anus with Tampax, ha ha!”

That’s enough internet for today.

Uh, so I was one of those super weird chicks in high school who literally had a panic attack trying to use a tampon for the first time. Preeeeettttttyyyyy sure I was about 16 at the time and had been having my period for at least 3 years. It maybe took my 3-4 tries (0ver the next 3-4 months) before I ever got one in.…

JESUS, BRIAN. JESUS GOD. WHAT THE FUCK.

Oh sure, she was first introduced in the Batman cartoons, and that was a little after my first exposure to Tank Girl. So I’ve known them about the same amount of time, but old Harley is such a different beast than the new Margot Robbie Harley.

Is it weird I always thought Tank Girl was hot?

Nothing is really powerful enough to drive 3 monitors running at 4k60. SLI setups barely do a single 4k monitor on max settings at 60.

That’s all well and good, but where are we on the “fuckability” of the touchpad on this one?

I hope the reception involves them opening one gift, followed by the opening of a vastly better version of the same gift immediately afterwards.