Yes she did.

I said it before when the majority of people were tiptoeing around calling invanka out on her shit cos she had been groomed, but that woman is dangerous.

Bread, in its historical and traditional form, is not bad for most people (yes, there are those who have celiac). It was and continues to be the staple in many cuisines. Bread can be very nutritious. We tend to think that all bread is the same and that’s just not true. Its just that we are so impatient and have been…

And someone who would go down on you in a theater.

Seriously. Let’s not forget:

random trivia question - is the blonde girl a Buffy alum? She looks like Harmony, I think?

Yeah! Taylor Swift’s dad was a lowly Vice President of a bank

Those are excellent brows. Her entire face is like a piece of art.

Björk is a god damned global treasure. The Sugar Cubes were an amazing band and her solo career is, imo, even better. Her song Big Time Sensuality ranks in my Top 10 songs played on rotation of all time.

The ability to freely poke fun at the leader is one of the first things to go. Satire and comedy is one of the canaries in the coal mine of our civil liberties, and we already see how much trump hates it.

That is so fishist! All fish are beautiful in their own way!

Jensen Ackles

I’d like to move to officially cut Texas from states receiving financial support from Blue states propping up their redneck asses. Get some straps on those cowboy boots, Billy Jim Bob Ray Cletus Junior.

dahmer, like many sociopaths, got his start by torturing animals.

There’s women in this calendar?

Surely it’d be titled “nuffink, mate”?

Keep the phone away from him...keep the phone away from him...keep the phone away from him....

I thank Patton Oswalt for giving the world this awesome, accurate analysis of why Will Smith will always suck. I listen to this instead of reading Smith’s movie reviews. No difference no matter what!

Collateral Beauty sounds like one of Jenna Maroney’s hilariously bad side projects on 30 Rock - a cheesy flick would only be shown on eastbound Amtrak trains or something.

I guess they thought it was “counter programming.”