Really? Get ready Trendacosta.

This is a fucked up comment.

plus the whole reason rocco didnt want to live with madge anymore was because she was taking him on tour. tour is probably fine for young kids but can we blame a 15 year old to not want to travel around the world and be home schooled. he just wants to go to school and smoke joints with his friends

She’s very famously a helicopter mom, and forces her regimented lifestyle on her kids. Madonna is the worst kind of mom, the kind who sees her children as extensions of herself rather than as independent people.

Well, we do have a bunch of religious enclaves in this country with the same problems.

My son made his decision of where to live at age 13.

Counterpoint: If you are the central impetus for an Idiot Plot, you at best qualify for Chaotic Stupid.

uhhhhhhh but even if he is a teenage brat (which you have no idea) 15 IS old enough to pick where he lives. the courts acknowledge that. madonna’s “right to parent” is overruled by the child decision if both homes are court approved options.

Newt also just casually strolled into America without bothering to learn a single thing about the customs, language, or laws of the place. Which, look, I know a lot of tourists don’t do a ton of research, but Newt came to America to release a giant fucking bird into the sky. He maybe should have checked to see…

kids are going to do shitty things, whether or not a parent is doing their best. that’s dumb logic.

Bethenny Getting on My Nerves? 

But it feels like a long shot at best and sadly, nothing more.

If the tone you were going for in the Kristin Davis section was total asshole, you really nailed it.

In 2011, Kristin Davis adopted Gemma Rose Davis. In 2016, Davis realized that her whiteness only protects her and not her daughter. Great.

Oscar Isaac and Eva Green.

I think you’d be hard-pressed to find anyone who would take the first film over Values.

And the Wednesday Addams monologue is part of a great song by A Tribe Called Red so...

Some folks spend their lives looking for a love like Romeo and Juliette. I say spend your life looking for a love like Gomez and Morticia Addams.