Sometimes the Beyonce fanbase and minorly the Beyonce brand itself reminds me of “Just For Yourself” from Crazy Ex Girlfriend. Like uhmm wait huh?

Is “bleeding heart blossom” a euphemism?

I hope he gets impaled with a poorly sharpened log starting from his rectum. Hahaha jk I apologize that was just an inappropriate joke. I didn’t mean it. At. All.

Maybe he wants to raw dog it when he fucks Brad Pitt.

I hate olives, I don’t mind the flavor they create, but won’t eat them. I’ll get a dirty martini and hand them to someone who likes them while he or she lectures me about how I’m insane to not eat them.

He was like Gilmore Girls Dean, but too old/experienced for it to be ok.

Well we know she is definitely not a lesbian, well an active one at least.

My favorite was the one Meg Ryan voiced I liked her hair and jumpsuit combo plus she was a Dr. Wait wait wait is Jill Stein just some Doctor Blight grown up trickery... hmmm

In my head I think ok great you know what here you go Jill Stein here’s the presidency just like you wanted. Enjoy all that responsibility there it is. And she’d just pop.

From a business sense. MkA sells to uber privileged usually white folk looking for a well cut basic at The Row from Berdorf or Barney’s or whatever with a cashmere virgin oyster pearl mix bs something. Kanye sells to I’m not sure, but gets more attention from often black folks with Yeezy, and I really don’t know if…

Yes then you’ll make pasty blue eyed people significantly more unique and then cast more. There isn’t a win on this one.

However that is not what the conversation is about.

Since seemingly you know someone who would own this, would that carpet still be that pristinely white by this level of corks?

She’s the Gretchen Weiners, she holds all the secrets.

I don’t believe he should have said “shut the F up” bc it’s unprofessional and would not be asked for a moral crusade. However you can feign neutral interest without being supportive and if the conversation gets a bit too much pretend you’re busy for some reason. He doesn’t seemed to have wanted to at all and in fact…

S.F.W. - Southern Female Ways

On one hand it’s rude, however let’s just think about this lady rapping. Hmmmm

Awww he’s a cutie. That’s also a terrifying story, but it was well worth it for the picture.

I had a friend growing up who’s chihuahua eye popped out. It was still attached, but had to get rushed to the vet to get put back in. I am forever traumatised.