Well that wouldn’t be as fun. I suppose international aiding and abetting is asking a lot.

Im sure to remember the 8th of November... I may not recall the 9th depending how it all goes.

What if the jewelry is insured and she’s her own inside job. She didn’t like the ringg or the other item stolen that much so now she can buy more. Also tons of free publicity for herself and Kanye wanted to take a tour break without the bad press.

Not a hotel an apartment.

I feel like this era is one if the most boring and bleak to recreate for a fantasy scenario. I find American history fairly boring, but I think the Civil War with possibly be more entertaining. Or maybe ...Medieval, Roman Empire, Mesopotamia, Boxer rebellion, Ghengis Khan, witch trials, WWI, so many other things. And…

Documenting when and where you are on social media consistently probably helped to for a plan to set this up. The trail of paparazzi probably doesn’t help especially since they are alerted often when to be around. She has a super public life.

Even if he doesn’t wish to date her he treats her like a show pony, an object of good breeding to exploit. Like in Family Guy when Lois’s Dad is showing off his racing dog to Brian... gross

Personally I’d think it was nice if someone I didn’t know compared me to a close relative and bothered to tell you. I feel like it’s still nice to assume he or she meant it in a positive way a good % of the time. This is myself trying to think something positive this morning.

Well she’s anatomically correct for a Simpsons character now. That was terrible (also Margot Tenebaum).

Have you tried the book? It’s nothing like the show, so disappointing. *rim shot*

Well they all like screwing each other over for entertainment and sometimes people get pregnant. That’s how I define sex.

He’ll probably just screw up the finances and have to sell it off per usual with many of his properties (like The Plaza). Hopefully that owner will be a bit better.

Have you tried The Crazy Ones on Netflix. It’s only a season, but it’s him and Buffy (SMG) as his daughter and so funny. Also his last thing and kinda touching. Be warned I tear up at the funeral episode though (not his characters, but still).

My superintendent wrote a more personal reference for me for college. Also it’s good to know he’s proud of her popularity, but they real question is would he want to marry her as well if she wasn’t his daughter.

Aka -she never got molested by Donald.

There was also that lightening strike a bit ago. Reindeer are fucked this year. People are also fucked, but we do that to ourselves.

Vote Anthrax 2016!

Im starting to believe bacteria is better than people this year.

How about mayo? Lox? Peanut butter? Ranch? Ok I’m grossing myself out now.

The addition of “well-washed” is somehow really upsetting.