Even if he doesn’t wish to date her he treats her like a show pony, an object of good breeding to exploit. Like in Family Guy when Lois’s Dad is showing off his racing dog to Brian... gross

Personally I’d think it was nice if someone I didn’t know compared me to a close relative and bothered to tell you. I feel like it’s still nice to assume he or she meant it in a positive way a good % of the time. This is myself trying to think something positive this morning.

Well she’s anatomically correct for a Simpsons character now. That was terrible (also Margot Tenebaum).

Have you tried the book? It’s nothing like the show, so disappointing. *rim shot*

Well they all like screwing each other over for entertainment and sometimes people get pregnant. That’s how I define sex.

He’ll probably just screw up the finances and have to sell it off per usual with many of his properties (like The Plaza). Hopefully that owner will be a bit better.

Have you tried The Crazy Ones on Netflix. It’s only a season, but it’s him and Buffy (SMG) as his daughter and so funny. Also his last thing and kinda touching. Be warned I tear up at the funeral episode though (not his characters, but still).

My superintendent wrote a more personal reference for me for college. Also it’s good to know he’s proud of her popularity, but they real question is would he want to marry her as well if she wasn’t his daughter.

Aka -she never got molested by Donald.

There was also that lightening strike a bit ago. Reindeer are fucked this year. People are also fucked, but we do that to ourselves.

Vote Anthrax 2016!

Im starting to believe bacteria is better than people this year.

How about mayo? Lox? Peanut butter? Ranch? Ok I’m grossing myself out now.

The addition of “well-washed” is somehow really upsetting.

The hot sauce part is actually true. I remember a Barbara Walter interview in the early 00’s. She states she puts chili flakes/hot sauce on almost all her meals. It was pandering to perhaps bring it up in this venue, however it’s factual.

They’re not made for that. They don’t even enjoy it.

They’re also twins in the video. However we already know his position on incest. Ugh “position”...

I bet you’re fun

So one is flawed the other is garbage?

I have 2 packs of Harry and the Henderson’s trading cards. The above above commenter is dead to me.