This is the dirt bag section not the news section. While this is truly an issue to confront this is not the place. I don’t buy an Architectural Digest Postmodern issue and confront them about why they aren’t covering racial injustice. I do it because I hate Postmodern architecture and it’s a hate read. 

Their faces and make-up regime almost match up too finally.

I recall an interview in the 90's where Sting is asked in a somewhat naughty tone “Have you ever had a threesome” he nonchalantly replied “of course I have I’m a rockstar”.

Despite how odd he looks. A pic from the new movie he’s filming with Tilda Swinton. Legs

5'8" or 5'9" shoulders but small frame.

I knew someone that worked with him so I inquired further. The immediate response was he’s such an asshole followed by snivelling brat and stuff. This was during his Doctor Who episodes and I was kinda surprised he seemed like cute funny guy. Now I can kinda see it.

Is Brad pregnant? Sources say yes and he’s doing it to fill the void from his divorce. Revealing baby bump bikini pics on page 12.

I’ve met him a few times and he’s always been rather pleasant and polite. I don’t have a dog or understand dog rules and stuff so I don’t know of that. He does play up cool guy a bit, but kinda laughs it off like he’s kidding and full of shit in my experience.

None of them take the subway. Well... maybe Justin.

Nerd alert: that’s raclette.

Perhaps she had that McQueen Samsonite luggage.

And he’s also overweight.

I just wonder how well that is all going to hold up over time. She’s still got quite a long life a head of her in that face and I don’t think surgery comes with a lifetime warranty.

On him I wish not only disease.

Clowns are not people!

Oh my god. That is terrifying

I keep wanting to just lay a selfish stick around at a friends house. I may not be there when they find it, but it could be a fun long game.

This scenario is revolting and tragic and extremely intriguing. It’s a perfect storm of crazy and seems entirely feasible. I wish to know more and if pictures existed I would look. I am a terrible person and am going to hell for this.

Ultimately that ended on a high note though.