Clowns are not people!

Oh my god. That is terrifying

I keep wanting to just lay a selfish stick around at a friends house. I may not be there when they find it, but it could be a fun long game.

This scenario is revolting and tragic and extremely intriguing. It’s a perfect storm of crazy and seems entirely feasible. I wish to know more and if pictures existed I would look. I am a terrible person and am going to hell for this.

Ultimately that ended on a high note though.

Shush venting is important.

Well he’s Russian *insert some sort of bread line joke*

Going to Syria with your kids falls into questionable and perhaps negligent. Kids don’t need to save the world just yet they need to grow up and get to do kid things. My growing up wasn’t first aid in the gulf war or habitat for humanity in Bosnia. I can’t blame this being questioned. If he had issues with…

Once I found a $100 bill on the ground with literally no one in sight. I picked it up and then called a friend to ask if I just keep it. We debated a moment and she asked a co-worker and it was decided I can keep it. I bought a rad Japanese t-shirt I wanted that was $50 something and met her for drinks later. This is…

In this election with some of the remainder Bernie or Bust still lingering about it could be a little useful. Plus it got her name in a few more headlines.

Theoretically it’s monitored, however it’s state run and I’m sure not prioritised. You can’t even get the state/city to inspect elevators and living bodies go in those.

Does anyone really know if those are the ashes of that specific person? There’s no real regulations on any of that. To make myself less of a monster for this, I asked my mom once if she thought those are actually my father’s she said “it doesn’t really matter when it comes down to it it’s just a thought.

Oh I hadn’t thought about gun sales. Great more idiots will be stockpiling even more weapons than they could possibly manage.

As a species this is the shoe we deserve!

That and the WebMD one are beyond stale. Yes yes yes let’s throw in some Map Quest and Evite in there right after you’re done calling Moviephone.

Everyone drinks in the bath though right?

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Next season platform Crocs!