I look forward to this being the first porno featured on “How Did This Get Made??”.

When you let one of your long time players run their high-level character in your new D&D group.

“You can’t just follow me into fire!”

What, you’ve never seen seahorses before?

Speaking as someone who teaches the discipline, you strike me as the sort of person who comes into my 100-level courses declaring themselves “a WRITER” and then drops the second I apply a few lower-level corrections to your atrocious grammar and syntax—without ever bothering to look at the higher-order concerns with…

One day I hope to be as funny as you!

Untitled Snake Game 

Confirmed as a common garter snake. Other than leaving a nasty smell on your hands, completely harmless. My herpetology degree means something!

That little snake face is so damn adorable :D

Well she's about to have a Bizarre Adventure.