@purfikt: yes, yes i do.

@Sebastian Guerra: LOL that's the ping I used to get playing Quake 1 on my P200 on a 52K modem. Can't believe you are getting that speed to the closest server for a speedtest. Luckily I'm averaging 20 down, 12 up on my fiber optic link.

@rev02: get a grip mr. overexaggero

@Crowbot: Kids were doing just as retarded things on the internet years ago. The only thing is that today there is a ready infrastructure for kids to make money and do all kinds of stupid things.

@MattyMattMatt: lol the phenomena comes from the west you trashbag.

@WilliamTheFifth: Exactly. I thought the problem was that the cold/flu virus was outsmarting and evolving our every roadblock. That's why we have all these fears of a new airborne flu that will have a high rate of mortality even amongst young healthy adults. Then we fucked.

Maybe this will be like Adam Sandler's "Click" remote except you can fast-forward to a better movie.

@ЖЕНЯ Gelbelman: i just mentioned this in another thread, check the docu-movie "The Great Happiness Space."

@astrogea: In "The great happiness space" the documentary follows the lives of a few 20-something Japanese guys as they work this same type of cafe except dressed as pop-singers with glorified hair. Almost all of the female customers are actually prostitutes who spend all their money at the place and there is a…

All the people saying how disgusting and depressing this is needs to take a trip down to their local piss-stained junky dive bar for some loose lettuce and greasy lap dances. Who cares if someone wants to live out a little maid fetish. That is the great thing about Japan. Although just like anywhere else in the world,…

@venc: definitely need to lock up your iPad in the Philippines in certain areas.

@olibrowning: Same thing happened with me using a hard case. I also warn against using cheap stylus touch pens for your iPad. Some of them have bits on the end that are too squishy and if you press too hard the metal pen that holds the bit will scratch your screen. Newer ones have stiffer bits so it's a bit better but…

@sp00nix T-5: That's what I was wondering. It doesn't look like the connection point would hold up if someone just ran up, grabbed, and ran. Which is most likely the case if it happened in public.

@FrankTheHLYTank: This is the very reason why big media companies are losing out. Because they have a hard time keeping up with the demand people have for certain content. Only in the last few years have we seen more on-demand options for video and we are still many years away from being able to just buy any media we…

@osirus824: I blame stupid kids and their spoiled eyes.

@RandomNickname: later Matrixs? 20 minutes into the first Matrix Neo is already on mescaline at some sort of new-age goth rave. Even so, still corny as hell.

wtf damn video, Julien Assange asks Daft Punk to change the track to enhance the mood then the clip ends. Disappoint.

@FriedPeeps: lol the only reason I even stay in a gizmodo post longer than 10 seconds is if I think the video is good or the controversy might make the comments interesting. Giz isn't exactly known for their sober and coherrent writing.

@PJ Edwards: I tend to agree that they deserve the punishment but something relative to their age. Basically they are just kids who opened some programs and typed in a few IP addresses. I doubt they even have the knowledge to understand what they were even doing besides "blasters on!"

@Chernobyl: If they could scale up the ranking system to have ever-increasing hit points and an online match up system, it would be so good. People could rank up single player then take there characters online to see how they fight against others. Keep releasing new armors and swords and i'd play this so much.