That moment still lives with me. And of course, it fell to the wayside, like EVERY OTHER OFFENSIVE FUCKING ACT that motherfucker performed during his campaign. And then the bullshit he tried to push about how he was just mocking his movements, not the fact that he was actually disabled.

Why is it surprising that the Trojans would admit people who shouldn’t have gotten in?

Not because they piloted a destroyer right out of the birth canal.

Well, there’s that 47% that doesn’t want to work or take responsibility for anything.

I’m so glad someone else gets this. What a classic show.

I admire your restraint by not referring to your baking as a “train wreck.” It would have caused this thread to go off the rails. At least the cakes look choo-choo-able. 

Allergies.

“911, what’s your emergency?”

SO THIS IS WHY GRANDPA SIMPSON WAS WEARING AN ONION ON HIS BELT. IT WAS THE STYLE OF THE TIME. 

SMEG.

Well, now I had to check out the website of Rory Dobner and the man loves him some twee alliteration. I thought the “U”nicorn was a tepid but not terrible pun and wondered if he also went with “A”pe or “C” Monkeys but nope, he’s got “Cheeky Chameleon Clutching Cherry Cupcake” and “Fish On A Fag Break.” But “Skeleton…

Works on contingency? No, money down!

Colleges welcome being bribed by the rich to take their kids.  Colleges do not welcome the rich bribing their employees and not giving them a cut. 

If they’d been smart, these Hollywood elites would have gotten their kids into Trump university. Not only would they have gotten in cheaper, they’d get some free steaks.

And he’s doing such a bang up job selling out US Amercia. It doesn’t take imagination to realize that Jared’s Harvard interview probably went almost word for word as Larry Burns’ interview to Yale.

That’s the ‘right’ way to bribe your kid into college. Even the guy who did the scam with the celebrities admitted to it

I would absolutely believe there was a movie made between 1996 and 1999 starring Jim Cavaziel and Fran Drescher called Male Fraud.

*y6el

Yale could use an international airport...

I totally believe it because he is a pathologically self-centered piece of shit who is incapable of harboring human feelings for anyone. I’ve said it before, but he would unhesitatingly sacrifice any member of his family without the slightest thought about it. He’s scum.