Ugh, we don’t need to see her origins yet again. Everyone knows she was bitten by a radioactive African-American woman who was attending her husband’s funeral.

It’s ‘car hole,’ and I will fight every last motherfuckin one of you who says otherwise!

So people took something that was perfect and made it unbearable?

Ryan’s cashing out this year. Same with Orrin Hatch. That’s what the ‘tax bill’ was for - to loot the US Treasury and skedaddle before the roof truly starts falling in.

Another big part of the problem is money in politics which results in an increasingly compromised executive branch... I guess that could fall into the ‘greed’ category, though.

It was initially funded by a GOP primary opponent *cough Jeb Bush cough* but the only thing that matters is how much of it is accurate. It appears to be pretty damned accurate. Why should Trump get in trouble for a crime somebody else... noticed?

Tony Slattery won all my points.

Any word on who is the overall winner of the British (you know, the original) version of WLIIA? I’m guessing Colin Mocherie or Ryan Stiles. Presumably not Tony Slattery

I always liked believing this was the true version of events:

DDS actually.

This is my problem with Abrams. He creates mysteries he doesn’t have an answer for, and it almost always ends up unsatisfying.

My personal favorite was:

He shouldn’t have had his kid with him in that helicopter on the Twilight Zone set.

Like, from a technical standpoint, it’s rather clever; but the combination of hard-to-replace batteries and ecosystem lock-in and never actually telling anyone that their phones do this makes it a colossally douchey move. I’m once again thrilled to humblebrag that I never liked Apple anyway, etc.

This is a common misconception. Zelda is the scientist. You’re thinking of Zelda’s Monster.

I think the only interpretation is that if clicks are up, they don’t give a fuck about comments.

Even taken on pure technical terms, I refuse to accept that Last Jedi deserves a spot over Blade Runner.

For classic rock Christmas tunes, I’d probably still take the class-war theme of Kinks’ “Father Christmas”, but this song rules.

This list is garbage, made by garbage people who work on a garbage web site for a garbage company.