I figure this won’t make it out of the greys, but you know what guy has more power than Jackie Wilson in the high registers?

Pretty sure that’s Dale Murphy.

Oh god, this is the bane of my existence. I do most of my shopping at Trader Joe’s, where a polite human scans the items and I bag them, but when I have to go to Giant Eagle for something I’ll occasionally try the self-checkout, because Giant Eagle was built with ten plus check-out lanes, but only one, maybe two, is…

While I think of them as Pop-Eyes, are there more people who think of them as Pope-Yes in the heavily Catholic New Orleans environs that birthed them?

I’ve seen Bill and Ted’s Bogus Journey, the Grim Reaper is way cooler than Mitch.

I’m partial to the TV cabinet, where it sits on a shelf inside an armoire, so when you’re done you can shut the doors and not have to look at it.

“Hey, lying got me this far, why change course now?”

Don’t know if “The Way of the Warrior” counts as one or two, but if that’s two, followed immediately, by “The Visitor”, it’s a tough three hours to beat. If it’s one, then we can extend the run to include “Hippocratic Oath”, which is still a solid episode.

And of course Feynman was also smart enough to realize his expertise had limits.

Are the rigged for silent running?

I went back and tracked down Live Bullet a few years ago on a friend’s recommendation and was surprised. Seger’s back catalog from the early 70's rocks a lot more than later hits like “Like a Rock” would lead you to believe, but for a long time much of it was out of print or never issued on CD, as if he doesn’t want…

“I’ve been doing some thinking and I’ve got some ideas to improve the movie: One, the Joker needs to be louder, angrier, and have access to a time machine. Two, whenever the Joker’s not on screen, all the other characters should be asking, ‘Where’s the Joker?’”

Hopefully I can grab him off waivers in my fantasy league before anyone else realizes this.

Someone pitched this to me as Cheap Trick covering the Sex Pistols and I was immediately there for it.

While I’m used to seeing slash lines as BA / OBP / SLG, I’m assuming they must be using OPS for the third term. Here that’s just his OBP again, since as you point out, slugging percentage must be zero if batting average is zero.

Investigators will catch him this time, they won’t be foiled again.

If there’s a noise that causes cancer, I’m pretty sure it’s the sound of that man talking.

While 8.5"x 11" might seem small to you and me, you have to take into account the exceptional vision of elite ball players- I’m sure a hitter like Bryce can probably read that 32 pt font on a sign in the right field bleachers from the batter’s box and be cut right through his heart.

Could still get a job as a mascot in Pittsburgh.

They could only get the big yellow ones because of the war.