The Master P Mastercard is the only one I know with No Limit.

“Time Amok”? It’s “Amok Time”, dagnabbit. Is Deck gonna have to Kal-if-fee some fools?

They save the inbreeding for racehorses.

They play a clip from years ago on his call-in show, when Giuliani ridiculed a guy for his attachment to ferrets and other weasel-like creatures, but failed to make the connection to him claiming in the present day that he thinks Jared Kushner is ‘disposable’.

Maybe the joke is a meta-commentary on the unfulfilled promises of the Trump administration. Like he pledges, publicly, “We’re going to have jokes, the best jokes, believe me. You’re going to laugh again, I know people, I know the funniest people.” Then the day comes and passes, and...

Personally, I suggest we use the WHCD to fake a visitation by the ghosts of Trump’s Christmas Past, Present and Future. I’ve got Sir Patrick Stewart down as a tentative “Yes, just please stop calling me.”

Eucharists dipped in guacamole? Trying to decide if Jesus, even in his alien incarnation, should be for or against it....

“Do you know what they call a quarter-pounder with cheese on Vulcan?”

It’s coarse and irritating and it gets everywhere.

That would be the second-best way to end a superhero movie with “All Star”!

Hell, it goes back to the Clash’s take on “I Fought the Law”.

There was something about the tinny, staticy quality of the bootleg you found on KaZaA twenty years ago that was lost when they re-recorded a few of those for an official EP five years ago.

Like the manager of the Commitments in The Commitments!

While I would sleep better knowing other voters were informed, I’m going to say no to literacy tests for voting, which have historically been used to disenfranchise minorities. It’s also similar to the argument that I can’t participate in a conversation about gun control if I’m not sufficiently well-versed in whatever…

Excuse me, but it was not the Comic Book Guy who posed the ‘magic xylophone’ question, but Homer’s one-time college roommate Doug. I hope someone is fired for this blunder.

Payday the payday, or payday what the kids call peyote mixed with salted peanuts and caramel?

It’s a fun game of spot the Star Trek: The Next Generation guest star, with O’Quinn as Howard Hughes and Billy ‘Outrageous Okona’ Campbell as the lead. Paul Sorvino counts, plus DS9's Max Grodénchik and Tiny Ron.

Who needs English degrees when you have Alexa to pick out a poem to read to you? She always chooses Sarah Teasdale’s “There Will Come Soft Rains”, though.

Don’t count on it. My mom tried that back when she had a crush on young Paul McCartney, but he’s still fixing a hole.

I heard if you lock yourself in the bathroom and explain why something is funny three times in front of the mirror, Ajit Pai appears and thinks he gets the joke.