In between all of this serious discussion I would like to tell you all how to be a memorable commencement speaker. I have been to several of my own commencements and also family members and such. Being smart and accomplished alone does not help, those people were boring. Being smart, accomplished and and engaging speak…

I think the president of Belarus is running a really close second (and the prez of Brazil, too, for that matter) but Dump really puts the extra effort into being as aggressively shitty every second of every day.

Can’t they just make cardboard cutouts of the graduates and mess with the lighting?

Straight up. He finally found a way to have the rally of his fucking power mad fever dreams in the midst of this deadly pandemic. So may he catch it upon touching down in my great, COVID-riddle state and “speak” to a gathering of almost no one.

He’ll just turn it into a rambling campaign rally/media bash against ‘fake news’/rant against whatever he doesn’t like in the past 20 minutes.

From the NYT article:

Tradition has held that each spring, the POTUS speaks at one commencement for a public college, one for a private college, and one for a service academy. I expect this year Cheetolini will only speak at West Point, because the other colleges aren’t subject to military rules and cannot command their seniors to return.…

What are the odds his spokespeople will state some bullshit that he meant what he typed and then try to turn it around by saying we are trying to diminish the nobility of the Pulitzer prize.

Cam pence come along and also catch it? Based on lines of succession, pelosi would become president. I could def life with that. 

I’m all out of words. That tweet ... Noble Prizes. Noble. NOBLE. WTF!!!

I did it in Annapolis. I did it at the Coast Guard Academy and I’m doing it at West Point. And I assume ... they’ll have distancing. They’ll have some big distance, so it’ll look very different than it ever looked.”

“He is literally the most selfish piece of shit on this planet.”

nothing had been solidified by university officials when Trump announced he would be speaking.

Of course his followers are all happy about it because they hate Congress.  Of course, they called Obama a “king” and was against anything he did like ACA.  But the right would be happy if Trump shut down Congress and became sole leader of the country, you know, while we are in these troublesome times.  As long as it…

With all the other shit going on, this needs attention:

No one has a good reason for flying a Confederate flag anywhere. I want to be clear on that. But it seriously boggles my mind when I see it in states that were part of the Union.

Boy, if ever a room was begging for a pandemic to sweep through it.

Are you fucking kidding me with this? Covid 1? I sincerely hope she’s just throwing shit against the wall to see what sticks, I was already feeling really down about what the future holds, I’m ready to start throwing stuff.

There is ZERO chance that the coding change(reports did say it required coding) to put Trump’s signature in the memo didn’t delay the mailing of checks. I’ve worked in financial services software development for five years and I’ve managed projects with near identical scope. Even if the IRS IT team made this change a…

But millions of unlucky Americans will receive their Trump Bux in the form of a check that prominently displays President Trump’s Sharpie-ass signature on it.