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Indeed. They have clearly suffered enough without having to deal further with these little shits.

Never mind the tuneless ass-shakers and listen to Makthaverskan already. Damn, it’s gooood. :D

You should eat the soap.

Salmon Mousse.

Dumb, naked, plastic. Checks out.

Give me the money! I’ll build not one, but four walls! And I’ll even throw in a roof.

I sincerely hope he’s counting our new pig fence at the DK-Germany border. Noone really thinks it will keep out the wild boars but at least we look like we’re trying!

Thank you for sharing. I didn’t realize how harshly the border militarization was impacting the native communities.

Now this is art I can get behind.

This school sounds bananas. Imagine being reported for “taking the lord’s name in vain” for saying o my god. And for calling brats brats.

You eat like a lion. It’s two enormous meals a week, consisting only of raw meat.

I really cannot believe the lethatgia of the American voter. Look at what the French did when faced with a minor grren tax! They are still protesting!

You’re right, the author is wrong. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 

Heard and witnessed.

Thou speakest truth. Topical gif:

I should buy it ...

My people!

She’s the funniest in Spice World: The Movie, though. Legit comedy timing.

I’m pretty sure that’s Anna Nicole Smith.