He was soooo good at leaning on lockers though ...

Everything is awful. What did colour ever do to them?

I can only assume that you’re some small furry woodland creature because nothing human could ever sit on those ...

And for the next sequel: Aqua

HE was going with that at the time. :)

I thought it was agreed that he was not so much human as a human shaped labrador?

As long as you’re not letting all that happiness get in the way of your ability to spit in the eyes of fools. We need those skills more than ever.

Maybe we could persuade them to do a mirror site just for him?

I had no idea Franklin Pierce was so catty.

Also, lots of 1-1 time with coaches and physios.

I’m looking at an obvious sociopath. :0

With me it’s thin bald men. Completely interchangeable.

A blue Canadian snowflake brooch. A+ trolling from queenie.

This all sounds delish :o

Seriously, NYT? Aperol Spritz is so like, 2016. The cool kids are drinking artisinal G&Ts. 

How on earth did he get in there? Isn’t there a voting/vetting proces for people on the PTA? While this guy doesn’t have sex predator status on the books it’s certainly predator-adjacent enough that it should give most parents serious pause?

He also seems to think they agreed to do something they didn’t already agree to do yonks ago ...

Fly away, pretty girl! Leave that pageant world behind!

That photo i 3 years old, so probably not a promo ...

Noone is jumping on your wife. We are jumping on her terrible husband and his clueless #hottakes