Not just a racist but a compulsive racist. They really should mention that under Ambien’s known side-effects.

The real surprise is they didn’t hit harder on her “weed for pets” business because that’s some California bananas right there.

Is he libertarian enough to just go, great - then no taxes for anything?

She was never a supermodel. Her speciality was “glamour” work.

Well of course he did. *sigh*

Visit Portugal - it’s beautiful and super friendly. And for some reason not completely drowning in tourists ...

Bourdain got it too. :(

Sounds strangely familiar ... There was this American “tycoon” type character in the 80s who kept doing the same thing. Tall chap. Whatever happened to him?

Are you me? :o

Cheddar Ceauşescu. Brutal, yet apt.

I imagine something ingenious by way of teaching the corgis to trip him into a scolding teapot.

Douches flock together.

That sounds amazing. I only stirred to unthaw some gullasch. The weather has plummeted here. Wind and rain calls for stew!

Excellent verbing, there.

Exactly. Trump is so worried about optics he might just shrug this one off ...

A Trump solution that will make everyone happy: Resign, stay in Singapore, and slap your name on the side of one more tacky hotel.

Booo. Don’t Iggy-shame.

I my mind you will now be Winifred, CatAss