In-N-Out is more overrated than Shake Shack

In N Out and Wisconsin. 

Not the first time someone fucked up at the US Open.

Imagine how complex life would be if every product you consumed had to pass some idiotic test of moral righteousness.

If only Re/Max would start sponsoring Kap...

If Braylon had been a little analytical and criticized the coaching, he would have been fine. But his tweets were pretty harsh of individual players. I mean, the is a former NFL player calling current college players weak, scared, and trash. It is just not a good look for Braylon. 

For sake of joke, we pretend this Soviet Russia, where chopper get you!

I’m not gonna concoct a better metaphor for Jacksonville than Duval losers gathering in 90-degree heat to jump into wading pools of mayonnaise for free.

I’m thinking Cornelius might be Magary’s middle name...

Not just worthless, but useless, too.

I want to crawl inside this blog and sleep there forever, thank you.

Cornelius is code for Hubert’s new girlfriend right?

I think we’ll do well this year.

At least that’s a purer kind of stupidity, a natural stupidity. Whereas this is an amalgam of “Well actually” + “How do you do fellow kids” stupidity, the type exhibited by someone with zero self-awareness, but who thinks they’re really deep and smart, but also hip and with it.

Hey guys am I doing this right

stop the planet, i wish to get off. 

In fairness to the NCAA, the one (and only!) time the NCAA acted on something like this, it was an absolute disaster. Over time, even most media members turned against the Penn State penalties, which did nothing to the actual perpetrators (Sandusky, Paterno, etc) and primarily punished the current players and staff…

But I’m sure his BMI puts him in the obese range.

He’s my height but 100lbs heavier. What a fuckin’ fatty!