I’m pretty sure we’re the ones living in an alternate reality.

You just know that 500 white screenwriters in Santa Monica are feverishly working on treatments for a comedy about a fratty, kinda-racist white guy who gets a black man’s transplanted dick

If you get pissed off by a comic strip, make a Family Circus dotted line path into traffic.

MAKE AMERICA NOT FEEL THE NEED TO EXAMINE WHY THERE ARE SO MANY DEAD CHILDREN AGAdammit I need a bigger hat

I assume it looks like this...

Uh..yeah Clio.Butno......Dem´s have played the “Gun control” issue for political point’s before and it always drives the rabid gun nuts too the poll’s. IMHO it’s best that the (D)‘s just take a back seat on this one and let it play out in the ballot box by folks voting (R)‘s out of the office.

Hand to hand combat. As a defense against a shooter. Riiiiight.

Republican in the front, skinhead in the back.

Funny how he’s evolving when a large part of his base doesn’t believe in evolution.

To Kiafinity and Beyond!

Smells funny to me. Its like when those girls all started getting that “movement disorder” or whatever it was a few years ago. Very weird...

Yea but if they get shot in the knee, they will have to kneel for the anthem, and we can’t have that.

Fucking seriously with this dumbass shit?? I guess Duke thinks the Holocaust made for a good story, since they didn’t kill all the Jews.

This is like the time me and some buddies were driving down to Buffalo to see a Sabres game. We all met up at my buddy Aidan’s house and we were about to get in the car and, with it clearly in sight, I called Shotgun. Clear rules, right?

Sister. And love interest.

Not true. Sometimes I’m shitting.

Lol, right?

I spend 40 hours a week working on my butt.

Are you saying he was a better color guy? Because, you know, irony...