you say potato she says taters

This is the Conjuring house.

folks are cleverly infecting anti-vaccination activists with computer viruses embedded in photos and links.

Thanks, but I’m just about done taking political advice from dead white guys.

I'm glad Deadspin is taking Revis's side. I'm a Pats fan and am sad to see him go, but as a human being I'm happy to see a guy actually use his leverage repeatedly in a league where everyone plays a bloodsport on contracts that can be voided at any time. More elite players should hire whoever his agent is.

The Sharks hang out at the superbowl because they know the Jets are nowhere around.

My neighbor's sister has been selling her poop, and she has just bought a new BMW! I started last week and have been making avg. $80/hr. pooping at home. You can do it too!

Simple. I don't make any. No expectations, no disappointment.

Things will only get worse when the games shift to Miami's arena, where there's a lack of real fans.

A yellow neckerchief and a green tank top?

Can you imagine the frustration of sacrificing four years of your life in pursuit of your dream to be the best in the world, only to have all that sacrifice and progress rendered moot by an uncooperative, Russian winter?

"He does spend a bit too much time licking his wang, but we all have flaws."

There's something really humiliating about a conspiracy theory that can be squarely disproved by a Mitchell and Webb sketch.

Forever 21 hours a week.

My favorite part about Prime is that now I just buy EVERYTHING on Amazon. Out of hand soap, deodorant, batteries, anything else? It'll be here in two days for free. As long as I don't need something RIGHT NOW, it's perfect because it saves me a trip to the store.

You forgot to figure in the Kindle lending library. All-you-can-read books for while you are subscribed. You don't even need a Kindle, you can read the books on your computer, iOS or Android devices.