You just don’t get it. One is a blonde. The other is a red head...hijinx ensue.

Every time I see a pic of this it reminds me of “cars” in late 70's dystopian future movies. All it needs is some spikes on the wheels and something that shoots flames.

Next on Tucker...

But baby, those other affairs didn’t mean anything. You were the only one I wanted to cheat on my wife with. 

A well made superhero movie will always be welcome. But Hollywood will beat a dead horse till there is nothing but pulp as long as it makes money. 

Maybe they should include with a biometric door lock with every purchase and promote making your life completely keyless.

Maybe they want some very expensive indoor parking. 

IS NOT A RESCUE MISSION! It is a Special Spacecraft Operation to replace a glorious Russian spacecraft that has developed very minor problem. We would not even be doing this if not for whiny Americans who have passenger on trip.

Yes.

it’s been even longer since he stepped in the role of a rom-com leading man, he most previously starred in 2011's No Strings Attached.

Probably shouldn’t have signed that contract where she only receives a cut of the gross. 

Plus. She has a vagina. 

Movie should have had a voice over by Keith Morrison. Would have made more money.

Even worse. While you are paying some homage to the victims the piano starts to play you off. 

I read the news reports when this happened. Thank God the internet and 24/7 news was still in its infancy. I decided I didn’t need to know anymore now than I did then so I passed on the show.  I assume the families wanted to revisit this even less. 

He is actually playing the public defender in this so maybe he got “woke”. Of course this means the folks at Fox News will have something to outrage about. 

Vaccine conspiracy tweets in 3, 2... too late already posted. 

What about all the other dead Michael Jacksons? 

It was Bubbles fault.  Damn monkey couldn’t tie a bowtie. 

No love for a movie with a cocaine sniffing donkey. That alone should put it on the list.