Dear Johnny, I meant to write you sooner but I’ve just been busy
You said your girlfriend’s living with you now, how far from home is she?
Look, I’m really flattered you came by the stadium like that,
And here’s an autograph for you, it’s on the front of the Dallas cap
I’m sorry I didn’t see you week 16, I musta missed you
…

Clearly the best Kings’ Cousins since European royalty during WWI.

With the instructions Jim Tomsula left him, he learned how to open a can of pork ‘n’ beans using only a nickel.

That must be the most infuriated she’s been in all her 4 years as a Seahawks fan.