Why not just make the headline “The following websites have actual useful information about an updated Yaris GR” and save us all the trouble of scanning your piece to find that the only interesting part of the story (the fucking pictures) are not even shown?

All great questions. This article should be a thought exercise along the lines of “what would happen if the ban went into effect tomorrow?”

Instead, we have from-the-hip word vomit with absolutely zero critical thought put into it. Like most things Raph and Erik spit out, this take seems to be nothing more than being…

This is a shitpost right? Is shitposting allowed on the front page?

Doing what they’re doing is a far more complicated policy decision than you’re identifying - with plenty of complications and problems that make 2035 an aggressive deadline. Just a few of them:

Y’know...if we collectively agree to stop giving these miserable fuckwits the attention they so goddamned desperately, pitifully claw at, they’ll eventually just go away and be forgotten like they should be.

Anyone who’s ever raced or seriously tracked  motorbikes knows that this is mayor click bait (the video to be more precise).

“Formula One is in a bit of a rut”

I have mixed feelings about this. As an American, of course I would like to see the drivers address our particular social issues. But why should a series based largely in Europe, with only one round in the US, base their actions on what I care about? If they do that, should they not at least pay lip service to the…

There is no way to completely prevent this. The tether is not holding the wheel or the tire on, it is holding the HUB on. And the spindle the wheel spins on can break off in a crash. The wheel itself can break away from the hub with the hub staying attached to the car. This can only reduce the chances of the wheel…

For a European, like these developers, the Democrates are right wing, the Republicans are far-right, at this time.

Jalopnik writer when they see a underpowered, weird, limited edition and unreliable car only available overseas:

Amazes me the number of dipshits online who just think they are magically smarter than the people who make the items they are talking about with zero evidence to support it. Stay stupid internet

You are selling it to the Brits?

Next article: It cost X Dollars to get my Porsche hauled out of the creek after spin out.

A real man would have pulled the engine, tore it down on the kitchen table, replaced the Type-4 crankshaft with a counterbalanced unit, (Stroker crank? Maybe?) weighed and balanced the rods and pistons (That’s why god created Dremel tools and cheap scales) lapped the valves, and replaced the rings. It would help a lot…

Brad: “Screw the rich”

you gonna sing a different tune when the car vibrates itself to bits

Also, fuck Activision and their shitty games.

Once again, my advancing age lets me off the hook. As I have now aged out of the boning cycle, I can wear my cargo shorts every damn day and not fear that I’ve damaged my mating opportunities.

Once back at my old customer service job I came in wearing what I thought was a pretty excellent outfit: a pair of high-waisted knee-length linen shorts, a patterned button down that paired with the shorts, and a pair of bootie heels. As soon as I came in Boss rushed over to me and said, “Uh, if [Male Coworker] sees…