He should have called...

No doubt, this will be an unpopular opinion but here goes:

I mean, admitting you’re a dick doesn’t change the fact you’re a dick. Some people don’t have a lot of time, kids, work, whatever - so, this is a great have for someone to play for 5 or 10 minutes - and you ruin their enjoyment so you can have a chuckle. If that isn’t the epitome of selfishness and a perfect metaphor…

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