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The Homo Superior cannot reproduce without the introduction of the third gender, known as the binom, which acts as the catalyst for fertilization.

“Bro Tip- Swipe right on every bonobo.”

Correct me if I’m wrong, but why is someone wealthy enough to have electric lights A. making their own clothes, and B. doing so by hand?
Singer sewing machines date back to the mid 19th century. What a pretentious twit.

UGH. I’m a licensed massage therapist practicing for 12 years, and it really chaffs my hide that the only time you hear about folks in the profession is when they are handing out happy endings [thanks every effing TV show EVER], or are total fucking nut cases.

No, it’s a chasm wide and deep. Some people just decide to ignore that because they know better (in all thier special snowflakiness.)

There are like 10,000 Subway stores out there and all of them are franchises. Not as easy as you might think.

DO NOT THINK HE IS GUILTY I just work at subway and thought this was funny.”

Larry Wilmore is criminally underrated

I feel like her sobbing face is the face of a woman who, AT LAST, is getting all the attention she's longed for.

Any beliefs of non-violence I have are suspended when it comes to these fucking monsters. This woman did the world a public service.

Goddamn it Miley don’t you have drugs to be Instagramming?

Because as Ellen points out, she still doesn’t really seem on board with it. She tolerates it now because it’s the law of the land, but she still doesn’t seem for it at all.

She’s a self proclaimed conservative. And it’s clear that she wants rights and acceptance just for herself. The larger population be damned.

She’s not a progressive in any way. She’s a hard right Republican.

Which is why I only eat dolphin-dangerous tuna.

Gonna go out on a limb here and say that if ANY of that stuff happens as a result of your dolphin assisted birth, it wasn’t a dolphin, it was a wizard disguised as a dolphin.

I’m a freaking hippie. I’m a home birthing, long term breast feeding, make my own organic baby food, hemp cloth diapering hippie..... And you know what all I want to ask this latest “I’m gonna birth in the ocean with dolphins” couple is “ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR FUCKING MINDS????!!!!!!!”