Why outrage, tho? I read it as him saying this:

I MISREAD THAT AS TOM HANKS.

I thought it said “This too sharp” at first.

This is why you do extensive research on who is going to tattoo you. Get to know the artist.

Seriously. This guy makes men who send unsolicited dick pics seem like Nicholas Sparks.

But we all have that crazy relative who even after someone posts the Snopes article about it will be all “well you know, they are not always right there”

“I do not believe mothers and daughters should be separated.”

You are part of an ancient thing that doesn’t know what it is, and can’t.

Daniel Craig looks like he used to work for the Kray twins.

You’re right Anthony Horowitz, Idris Elba has never had experience before effectively playing a character that is traditionally viewed as white.

Idris Elba should be in everything.

Sorry, but Ian Fleming is the only James Bond author I subscribe to, so fuck this guy. "Too street"? Idris Elba has the style and general suaveness to play a fantastic James Bond. Better than old ass Daniel Craig, looking all agro in all of his scenes.

That’s Patrick Stewart talking, though, not Ian McKellan!

That sort of sums up my attitude toward Taylor Swift. I don’t hate. I just have something else to do.

Ian McKellen, you are my god damn hero.

It is fucking scary. And it will only get worse in the shortterm. But I do believe these are the loud, unavoidable death throes of dying way of life.

[insert generic white, Fox New dudebro here]

Why aren’t black olives on nachos classified yet as a hate group?

The broiler is inside the oven. The oven heat element is on the floor of the chamber and the broiler heat element is on the top (whether gas or electric). The floor level drawer is, in my experience, a drawer for storing baking sheets etc. and NOT for cooking. I am trying to assume here that your oven is different…

You are on a spectacular streak of being wrong about everything this week. It’s actually kind of impressive.