Did you see what she tweeted? (well that answer is clearly NO) She said “I love Baltimore.” Oooh, edgy and political.

How about another season of Don’t Trust the Bitch in Apt. 23?

Wait until menopause, honey! Weird hair growing, strange things going on with your hormones etc etc. Bonus: your own personal summer! Randomly!

I hated teens more when I was a teen than I do now. And I am ooooolllldddd

you could volunteer at our (no kill) shelter. They need people to hug and kiss the rats.

She’s just as big a whackadoodle as her bro.

Or perhaps a nice loud Souza march!

My 13 yr old son taught our 10 year old cat how to do high fives. Sure, some kids go to spring break camp or I dunno do something else but HE TAUGHT OUR CAT TO DO HIGH FIVES.

I assumed she was being sarcastic because what kind of sane parent is down for their kid a)screaming b)that c)in a restaurant? Everybody will just think you are the one screaming that at people all the time. (Like when my brother's first words were "damn dog" because my grandfather hated the neighbor's dog.)

I labeled shelves and drawers at one home for my husband. Suddenly, there was glassware on the shelves in the linen closet marked "towels".

In fairness, he may have been planning to smoke the pot but his dick got in the way. M

The article says birth control may trigger Crohn's not cause it. At least for me, birth control pills didn't touch debilitating menstrual pain - let alone Crohn's cramping, which is unrelated to the menstrual cycle.

Okay, it says it may trigger Crohn's - not cause it (to folks commenting down below.) Now, I have Crohn's and didn't get it until after a time when I was on a LOT of hormones for a different, unrelated problem (yay endo!) When I was diagnosed I had seen some of the correlations between hormonal treatment and Crohn's,…

I immediately thought "That's why it's heaven."

JUst like Angela Lansbury! Thin , beautiful, round face = fat.

As someone with Crohns, this fecal stool stuff is one of the most promising treatments to come along. Imagine having diaherrea all the fucking time...you wouldn't be laughing at it, you'd be signing up to get the treatment.

Note the age of the "doctor." Asshole was vaccinated.

Oh my god, laughing out loud, I yelled OH MY GOD right out loud too. Kids want to know what is so funny. Luckily they are 13 and 17 so I can tell them.

He surely can't be that hairless without lots of work? Yuck.

And they aren't allowed to get blood transfusions...