heated seats not included for a 45k car if i read this correctly? Thats literally the only option i care about. Thats pretty nuts. 

I am shocked also! No remote keyfob, manual locks, manual windows. Is this the only 2019 vehicle that has manual windows?

His point is that a $35,000 mid-sized pickup without *any* of those features will turn away many buyers, except the Jeep zealots.

Nope. $65,000 for a smallish pickup is still shocking. Too expensive by $25,000, regardless of its capabilities offroad. 

I'm shocked that it's so stripped at that price.  Not even a rear window defroster?

$60k+ for a fully loaded one!!!

Aka the “I’m brave enough to order a first-year FCA product” badging.

“Vapid” is GTA’s fake “Ford,” brand, so like the Vapid Sand King is a fake Ford Raptor/F-250/monster truck, this a fake Ford GT, (though as I said, I do think it looks much more like this Ferrari). There are some other ones... basically a running theme of the whole game is teasing southern California about being…

Ford has been building one for years. We just never got it here.

Why Ford just sat around letting Jeep print money with the Wrangler all these years without reviving the Bronco just blows my freaking mind.

Mother fuckin’ brap indeed.

Screw this thing. Make it 8 ft. tall, and put a giant grille on it. 400 hp, 13 mpg (tops). THAT’S what the people want, ladies and gentlemen. Oh, and I almost forgot: Sell a “Sport!” version. 500 hp, and red brake calipers. Are we done here? Good...

I’m only starring you cause I chuckled at the CP. Other than that, you’re horribly wrong.

I don’t really need two kidneys, or a whole liver tbh.

Never trust a guy who calls this interesting:

“I doubt anyone who buys a new Explorer is exploring shit.”

We don’t want the auto industry to become Trump Steaks, Trump Vodka, Trump Airlines, Trump University and various other business entities that were run or heavily influenced by a moron who has no clue how to make a legitimate business work. 

I understand how taxes work and I got killed, so my complaint is legitimate.

That gives me an idea (I’ll never follow up on). Lyft or Uber should make “Lyfted-Truck” or “Uber-Unter” or something (I got nothing clever for Uber), that lets you get a driver with a pickup for an extra fee. You could go to Home Depot, get your 5 annual bags of mulch, order a Lyfted-Truck on your phizzone, the…

Cry me a river about truck prices. Because do you know what GM, Ford, Dodge, and Toyota call it when someone buys a truck and then complains about their recent purchase being too expensive? That’s called a sale. If you go whine, bitch, and moan about the price but you still buy it, then all of your belly-aching means…