Wait... were you the ‘dildo in the seat cushion’ guy?

If you’ve gotta be old, rich, and obnoxious, buying ridiculous cars is a way more innocent hobby than funding The Federalist or paying Toni Laren’s rent. So I can’t hate him too* much.

Too much purple? Prince would disagree.

A lightweight Rolls-Royce would probably still weigh 55,000 lbs.

So we know this Rolls Royce is at the DMV...

Money?

It looks at once bored and angry.

I’m continually amazed that Best Costume Design goes not to a film that required ingenuity and inventiveness, but rather opening a history book..

Cadillac needs to bring back the brougham as a $130k+ S class fighter.  

Gas cars can’t be fueled at home, which sucks immensely.

My gas car gets about 375 miles of range when full, I can’t fill it at home.

Oh look at the entitled guy who wants to see where he’s going.

Relative to today I argue that it IS rapid.

A universal charging standard.

Cadillac right now:

Or just make their luxury vehicles actually luxury.

You forgot to add the #truejalop hashtag to your very jalop comment.

Yep, screw volume and go on markup alone. Make ‘em opulent, daring and expensive so the plebs can’t have them. Use Cadillac as a halo brand to ultimately sell more Buicks.

They just need to sell those luxury vehicles for $60,000.

I am perfectly willing to help their recovery along by buying a CT6-V.