what is the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean?

Ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ewwwww! That picture is giving me flashbacks to a service industry job I had as a teenager and an elderly regular who kissed me on the mouth at Christmas after giving me a big tip. Just so wrong. Her eyebrows are doing some heavy fucking lifting there.

What will it feel like to get a COVID19 vaccination?

I just asked my cat

It sounds like you’re more of a superfan than most of us.

Black History Month is like the “door broken” sign on a business. Our teaching of history is broken.

Racists and the GOP want us to take the sign down.
The Smart People want the door fixed first.

Meanwhile, the really stupid people: “But if you take the sign down, the door will fix itself!”

McEnany also accused Obama of vacationing during the murder of Daniel Pearl, who was beheaded by terrorists six years before Obama was elected president.

Holiday Special isn’t a movie and the prequel trilogy, although bad, still introduced new ideas, concepts and story elements that better writers have since turned into staples of the franchise. In the new trilogy only The Last Jedi dared to tread into new territory and its attempt to steer the franchise into a bold…

I’d watch a triple feature of these over that one anytime.

While both prequel movies might be executed in questionable quality, the stories they tell add to the universe instead of devaluating everything that came before them. 

The holiday special has Bea Arthur.

Palpatine’s return was the rotten cherry on top of the messy, melted sundae of a film.

“Within 30 seconds” of someone mentioning the idea of the Emperor coming back, everyone knew it was the right idea.

And yet... somehow it provides the highest standard of living of any major country in the world (I’m ignoring the Principality of Monaco, for example).

No shit, Sherlock. It’s almost like being poor is inherently unhealthy, while people who are well off have access to both a better quality environment, paid services that promote health, and the time to take advantage of both.

The other problem (at least for me) is that you could summarize past Doctors’ personalities in a few words or short phrase:

Not much.

Not doucheBAG — doucheBRO. There’s a difference. 

Things taste “good” relative to the diet of the animal. Horseflies love them some poop, because it tastes right to them, not because they are so hungry they eat poop. Likewise, things taste or smell bad if it is not the right kind of food, like spoiled meat would gag a human, but is just the thing for a buzzard. Its…

ok boomer.

OK Boomer