I agree, funny thing is I am a child of Greek immigrants and phyzish is right it is used in some interpretations of Greek dishes. My folks were born in Egypt for example and the one time large Greek comuunity there made their own variations of Greek cuisine - just like the different islands or regions of Greece. Mom…

Ok I'll bite, why is that? I hate the idea of this sriracha beer or the doughtnut/bacon ale someone else posted but some of their other stuff looks like it might be good.

"the fuck why would anyone do that i am so sorry you had to witness this adultosaur" yea that is pretty sick.

Maybe the steaksicle couple were werewolves? This reminds me of a story I read as a kid about weird new neighbours from "Eastern Europe." Boy befriends boy from new family, very very hairy monobrow kid but pretty cool and loves outdoor stuff. Kid goes over to dinner and notices whole family is very hairy and the Dad…

Jimmy Savile?

Agree this looks great, great job Google. I'm an ios fanboy to boot. :)

Well I'd love to see those people try this stunt in the Canadian north preaching to Inuit. Even better go to the Middle East like during the recent festival of Eid al-Adha (feast of the sacrifice) where loads of sheep and goats are slaughtered and the meat given to the poor. Especially in territory controlled by the…

Maybe if I had become a vegan when I was a kid I could have put out cats in that box for their cruelty to moles, mice and birds. Plus the mess bringing their corpses to our front door.

When I first saw these, as a Canadian I was intrigued. As already mentioned we don't do this. I also imagine it tastes more crispy, oily, salty like most fried snacks. I keep thinking they ought to taste like maple syrup somehow. That would be a good thing to dip them into.

Not sure where Smrol is from, but trust me bread in Europe is not like that. Some kinds have "tough" crusts but marvellous insides. I have never heard of Panera before reading your column but have found plenty of good bread in the US.

Hell, that reminds me of an old Peanuts cartoon when Lucy asks Linus to make her some hot chocolate. She complains saying it tastes like hot water someone put a brown crayon in, and Linus tasting it agrees, saying "I'll go put in another crayon".

"Fixed That For You" or "Fixed It For You" when you edit another person's quote - usually in a humorous way.

The number of people commenting like yourself who have not actually read the article and not realised it is in fact a parody is both amusing and worrying.

Option "unfriend" click. Problem solved (well unless it is family).

Haha, doesn't stop me drinking but I have cut waaayyy down. Hard stuff is a per year thing, and I really avoid it at least two hours before bed...when I have broken these rules I pay the price. Not worth it.

I can vouch for that. Alcohol is even worse btw.

Drool, eat, chest pain, die with smile.

Isn't that just like bread and drippings?

Is it bad I actually googled "Ted Cruz is a toilet horse" and got this link?