Who the fuck is Kate Beaton? Don't tell me to google.

Nope, both are crap.

Actually, both Tim Horton's and Dunkin' Donuts are shit.

Me: 1 second - "Looks amazing!" 2 seconds later - *NOM NOM NOM* all sweets on this page stuffed into mouth.

Oh, I figured as much - my smarm meter goes pretty high whenever conservative/Fox/assholes are mentioned anywhere online or IRL.

Well, I'm bald and white (and hopefully not conservative) and I think Michelle is beautiful too! Neither extreme (500 pounds or you know, anorexic) is healthy but there is room for different shapes and sizes here. Like yardoz above mentioned, Asia has different standards.

I love figs and decomposed wasps.

What are banana runts??? [googles, posts Dumb and Dumber gif of Jim Carrey gagging]

Shouln'dt Brie and Camembert be ok? I've been living in Europe and eating raw milk cheeses no problem. Or do you mean soft fresh cheese-then I go pasteurized.

Yea when my parents first emigrated to Canada they loved KFC (in the late 60s early 70s). The gravy was terrific. Then it went to shit.

BeeVee: "Lentils- Sorry for me this is White hipster/hippie food."

Another ex-apt person living in Switzerland then? Or Swiss? Yes I got the Migros bread concept.

This thread is one reason I like C.A. Pinkham. Being cool with disagreement and all, and answering right back. BTW I also love Indian food though I agree that aspartame and pepper jack are indeed crimes against the universe.

Seriously, why isn't there a site to review reviewers? Yelp, professional restaurant or entertainment reviews. Or if Yelp would allow reviewers (not just owners) to comment on other reviews, not just press a button to rate as "useful" or "funny". That could lead to more fun articles like this one.

Jesus, I just had a fantasy at my desk of going all Dirty Harry (no gun though I'm Canadian) grabbing one of these hippies by the shirt front and screaming at them "COFFEE AND TEA ARE NOT LOCAL PRODUCTS UNLESS YOU LIVE IN A GODDAM COUNTRY WHERE THEY ARE GROWN" then slamming bearded sandal-wearing smelly dude's face…

Then cry:

Yes yes and again yes. Since everyone is bringing up their ethnic stories-as someone of Greek origin let me mention fine dishes like kokoretsi (lamb or goat intestine with various chopped organs and scraps and lots of spice) or magaritsa - the Greek version of menudo but made with lamb. Variants to be found around the…

This:

Seen this in Europe too, lots of churches and monuments undergoing restoration only to look completely different.

Kirk and Picard WOULD NEVER FIGHT IN THE FIRST PLACE! They are both awesome professional and legendary Starfleet captains and explorers!! Well unless one or both are possessed by a malevolent alien intelligence, or Q is involved (same thing).