Why, I will be passing Bong State Rec Area this weekend! It's always been a favorite quick stop for my friends and I since we started going to shows at Alpine Valley.

Meanwhile, somewhere in America, Jim Breuer sighs loudly.

Semper fizzy!

C'mon, you can do better than that low-grade trolling, little buckaroo. Tell us about how you're a far more talented and successful musician with a hotter ex-wife. And how you turned down the offer to play unlimited MSG shows — because you just have too much integrity, duh.