Mr. Burns knows how to deal with crowds...

OH MY GOD I LOVED THAT MOVIE!

Ok. Here we go.

I fucking endorse this. Because it's funny, and because it reminds me of all the bros I know.

McConaughey school of feminism

Going to watch a pole competition tonight! Wearing my latest backless dress. Seen here with gold bandeau:

It's been done.

I don't play by the rules. I'm the NATO Phonetic Alphabet.

That site looks...interesting.

It's like they rearrange the social construct (contract?) to justify the obsession. They think their purpose it to "enlighten" ("WAKE UP SHEEPLE BENGHAZI 11!!1!!!", for instance). That comes before anything else. They just rewrite the narrative, ignore the social whatever, and their endgame is to yell as loud as they…

Sounds like you have your life plan on lock. Last paragraph, margaritas...you, my friend, got this.

No such thing as too many margaritas, and I would offer to do your paper for you for $60.00 but I'm busy.

Oh, how I wish. But I will be doing that perky move! It's a combo between "Heeeeyyyyy" and "Haters can hate, but I'm fucking great!".

Presentation prep: Done. Rehearsed speech. Picked outfits. Shoes. Makeup test run. All done.

Yup. Life sucks 80% of the time, and I'm not that great with math, so take that as you will. Once you do win, or at least have a little victory, hold on to it. It will motivate you. You are on point with that one! :D

For real. Sorry, revised answer: I get fixated on little things-that's my main problem. It causes the depression, etc. Then come the sweets or cigs or whatever. But then there are times when I know I'll land on my feet because I always do. Because I fight mid-air to land on my feet. So, I look at the fight and I'm all…

YES I HAVE...

Hello, my name is DD, and I feel your pain.

Lucked out at the mall today. To some extent. Got some good deals (and a discount for being nice!), but...

Oh, guess I'm outta luck.