I subscribe to Beauty Box and I didn't know we were getting full sized stuff! Cool!

Correction: Abe Vigoda hypnotized you. To believe you just saw him and not the lizard people.

Replying because it won't let me edit but Abe was in Good Burger...

THEN THAT'S PROOF THAT ABE VIGODA CAN TRAVEL THROUGH TIME AND SPACE HOW COULD HE BE IN BRENTWOOD IN ONE MOMENT IN TIME AND THEN HOUSTON IN ANOTHER POSSIBLY UNRELATED MOMENT IN TIME?

I want him to be my wacky geriatric neighbor. I also want to live in a sitcom where he's my wacky geriatric neighbor.

AHHHHHH NO NO NO!

Pauly D. is in on it you know. Whenever he screamed "Cabs are here!" it was a code for the celebrity cabal that they had to revert to their non-lizard, human form.

THE SECRET OF HOW HE'S STAYING ALIVE IS TRADER JOE'S BREAD WAKE UP SHEEPLE!

Keanu has to fight Abe Vigoda in the Quickening. They are both Highlanders. That's a fact.

Go to BevMo, you can get the little bottles of happiness for cheap!

That's some dark shit. That's like, Damien grew up and became an emo high schooler who writes bad poetry dark shit.

"God has a fire sword"

I don't know why, but I want to see Angelyne do this.

Thank you for this. I'll take the letter I wrote into my therapist. And thank you for putting it in perspective.

I think that's the best course of action. I think I just want to avoid what I'm going through right now, by picking open an old wound. If that makes sense.

I need some advice. Maybe I'm looking to drag someone down, maybe I'm looking for closure, maybe I'm living in the past to avoid the present.

Wild Turkey, 101.

I agree. I hate that people are weird about sex (but that would make me a hypocrite, but the ways you're describing are completely different from my strange shit). I'm trying to become more comfortable with it, but at the same time it was taught to me that I should be embarrassed to even think about it (like "Ha-ha"…

I know. Mine is within my budget, so that makes me happy.