Dude, I love your explanation to people. I'm borrowing that, m'kay? Thanks!

Preach! I never did Zumba, because I never thought I could dance. Then BAM pole! Sorry people in your area are so stuck up. Pole is a much better community.

Yeah, I actually got a discount at the place I'm heading to so that was nice. I can see how grad school is not helping that wallet.

That's some amazing! Truly a work of art. Pretty birdies!

Oh my goodness it's gorgeous! I love the colors and design. Kinda thinking about getting one myself. Did you start out with birds in mind? Again, stunning!

Oh man, I love it so much. There are DVDs, but then you'd need a pole. Have you tried a Barre class? Groupon has stuff that makes it cheaper. Same with pole. I donno how Groupon works so don't listen to me.

I found a new pole studio, and I'm really looking forward to it! I love pole, because it's a great workout and it's pretty liberating. However, I have an issue with people looking down on it. Even my doctor, who is amazing and I'm so grateful for, looked at me like I was an alien because I told her. She was all…

YES YES I CANNOT SAY YES ENOUGH.

Okie Dokie. Happy story time!

It was a great moment for America.

My mom does too, you are not alone! :D

It seems weird at any age. Maybe he likes to mess with people?

If I met Bruce Campbell, I'd say "Groovy".

Cousin went to your college, apparently. He saw her studying in the library, and she was too. He went to grab a book by her-no dice, secret service was NOT having it.

Hal-a odd, Hol lotta strange with that one.

I've heard lots of good stories about him. The Rock and Bruce Campbell are apparently the sweetest celebrities ever.

That's pretty cool! I know I would have run to someone wearing a gold suit and hug them ASAP.

I gotta ask, what was the design like? I'm partial to those Moorish ones, like this:

DUDE CLINTON MEETING HOMIES HIGH FIVE!

Dope as hell. I like him, he seems chill. Plus I love this gif: