I haven't seen the movie, but in everything else, Rory Scovel truly is hilarious.

Are Kafka posters standard issue for G-Men?

A joke shared with deep affection:

The Bad Dale seems straight out of a David Means story.
Whether he's a twin or something, Jacques Renaud is tending bar behind that guy making pistol gestures at Shelly in the Bang Bang bar. Waddup widdat?

I remember this story in the New Yorker. It was sort of hilariously matter of fact about an absurd situation.

And lit by the Aurora Borealis.

"Oh, bless your 'eart, dearie."
-Tracey Ullman

Paris was a place you could hide away, if you felt you didn't fit in.

Better blood on the hands than semen on the chin?

Actually, Bannon's just trying to make everybody watch three hours a day of Seinfeld re-runs.

This is why it's almost always worth going to somebody else's funeral.

Actually, there's an institution called the 52nd Street Project that pairs kids from Hell's Kitchen with professional actors, directors, set designers, etc. The kids write, direct and produce the plays year-round, sometimes w/ special guest actors. Crudup volunteers there quite a bit, as do Edie Falco, Frances…

No sympathy for either of you, but having watched last night still expecting more episodes somehow, I can tell you that I wished I'd known that was the last one. Instead, I thought the finality of it was just one more obstacle to surmount next week.

Lee Morgan is my favorite trumpet player.

Yup.

Dat's cause dey funny if you do it right.

You think Hammett needs Pizzolatter for a spokesperson? Maybe you won't last the nuclear winter. Sam Spade and C'op will.

Well. Aren't you, like, 100?

I'd be curious to see his March Madness bracket.

For a while, the urban myth was that he was actually a Harvard professor. But it turned out to be Dartmouth.