This comment was supposed to deter us, but it just makes me wish I had those things so I could pick at them. I know this is not healthy.
debris
debris
Of course it is. It's going to Disneyland!!
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What if you want to wear high heels but you hate them so much you wish they would die? Stylist Eudora Peterson is…
He looks exactly like my friend Misty when she got super drunk at Grad Night and saw her ex kissing a girl from another school and cried through her mascara and wiped her eyes like "Whatever. I'm fine! Let's go on Space Mountain!" And then she threw up.
Okay, now that I — Actual Real-Life Black Guy — took a moment to read the article, I should temper my praise a bit.
Joni going beyond the vague, open-to-interpretation observation that "sometimes I feel like a black man" to the literal "NO REALLY, I HAVE ACTUALLY DRESSED UP LIKE AND THEN IMITATED A BLACK MAN" is…
As an Actual Real-Life Black Guy — yes, it's a weird thing for her to say. But f*ck it, she can get away with it. I've f*cking LOVED Joni Mitchell since forever. She's not only awesome, amazing, and badass as a personality, but she's a strangely disregarded musical TITAN. Her ear for peculiar melody, her talent for…
At least he was grown up enough to propose? I had an ex who couldn't even do that.
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I'm reading this and I feel like I might throw up. Aside from the part where I am not dead, this could be a story about me and my ex-husband. I'll freely admit to an anonymous room full of strangers that it takes a very particular thing for me to feel fully involved in a sexual encounter, and that thing is blades,…
I am definitely debating nabbing it, but I imagine I will be lost on how to use it ultimately. Do you know if the brush is synthetic hair?
I actually bought this palette yesterday so I can haz all the sparkles, and now I will never be able to unsee this image whenever I use it.
I'm beginning to think Jezebel was put on this planet to help me appreciate my relatively boring life. In comparison to all these nuts getting media attention, my problems seem like nothing. So thank you editors for your gift of the weirdest stories on the Internet.
This makes my ex look a lot less crazy.
MURDERER OR TEDDY GRAHAM
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Mine too! TGIF with Jane Marie, hallelujah.
It was mine, too!
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