p.s. I just had a minor crisis where I thought to myself, "how did your decisions lead you here, to a place where you would ever write those words in a sentence?"

OT and trigger warning:

If I can't figure out which article is Dirt Bag I just go to: http://jezebel.com/tag/dirt-bag

From his description it sounds like a movie about a man disguised as a movie about women: the important thing about these women is what they taught HIM.

Could I be... Satan?

This lady's husband has obviously not learned the trick of looking at people's butts when with your spouse, which is to make fun of what they're wearing. Duh.

She & her husband better stay away from Buzzfeed today.

Nothing with Goop? Come on! Do your homework.

They make leggings with fleece inside now. So perfect for winter.

Stassa, I ask this in the most respectful way, but can you please post a picture of you in your yoga pants? I want to look and look away at the same time. I've instructed my wife to lash me with my belt every time I look and don't look.

so this is kind of weird, at my morning coffee shop I always see at least one celebrity,one day I saw 4 in a 15 minute period. I always thought it was so weird that they always greet each other. Even the ones that seem like this is their first meeting.

I always end up posting really late to these. I have to read half of the (awesome) posts until I remember that I have a story too.

no, his name wasn't justin... but now you got me depressed because it means other guys do these things.

oh my god. i think we might have slept with the same person.

This ballerina dude who was in charge of "gospel dance" at his new age-y church. When we were done, he rolled off, and put a handmade hemp bracelet on me with five different colored beads.

A Juggalo. I would elaborate but I don't really think that's necessary.

Taylor loved it too.

You know you don't take your legal drinking age with you when you travel, right?

Are we fighting? I can't tell. Let's use emoticons to be safe >:(

This seems really really excessive. And misogynistic.