p.s. I just had a minor crisis where I thought to myself, "how did your decisions lead you here, to a place where you would ever write those words in a sentence?"

OT and trigger warning:

If I can't figure out which article is Dirt Bag I just go to: http://jezebel.com/tag/dirt-bag

From his description it sounds like a movie about a man disguised as a movie about women: the important thing about these women is what they taught HIM.

Could I be... Satan?

This lady's husband has obviously not learned the trick of looking at people's butts when with your spouse, which is to make fun of what they're wearing. Duh.

She & her husband better stay away from Buzzfeed today.

Nothing with Goop? Come on! Do your homework.

They make leggings with fleece inside now. So perfect for winter.

Stassa, I ask this in the most respectful way, but can you please post a picture of you in your yoga pants? I want to look and look away at the same time. I've instructed my wife to lash me with my belt every time I look and don't look.

so this is kind of weird, at my morning coffee shop I always see at least one celebrity,one day I saw 4 in a 15 minute period. I always thought it was so weird that they always greet each other. Even the ones that seem like this is their first meeting.

I always end up posting really late to these. I have to read half of the (awesome) posts until I remember that I have a story too.

no, his name wasn't justin... but now you got me depressed because it means other guys do these things.

oh my god. i think we might have slept with the same person.

This ballerina dude who was in charge of "gospel dance" at his new age-y church. When we were done, he rolled off, and put a handmade hemp bracelet on me with five different colored beads.

A Juggalo. I would elaborate but I don't really think that's necessary.

Taylor loved it too.

You know you don't take your legal drinking age with you when you travel, right?

Oh for fuck's sake. THIS is the exact type of comment people are talking about when they talk shit about Jezebel commenters.