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I thought the Duggars were against gay marriage.

describing Robin Thicke as "the human version of a white leather couch" just made my week. I like to think of him, along with Adam Levine and John Mayer, as part of this three-piece set:

Based on the comments I get just walking to work, being face-to-face isn't a deterrent for a lot of guys.

Dating: No matter what I can't shake the feeling I'm doing it wrong.

Ladies, it is time to just give up on dating apps and use Craigslist. Even if you don't meet your prince, you can make a lovely collage of penis pics to use as your desktop.

Or maybe it's because dating an alcoholic is the worst.

Single mom here, with a perhaps unpopular opinion. My life is actually easier post-divorce. My ex thought he did enough of the house work and child care, but to him that meant giving the baby a bath maybe once a week, doing the dishes once in a blue moon, and running to the store when we ran out of something. I find

Wow...If we were at a bar, I would be going on and on about my current situation; wondering how my optimistic high-achiever feminist 21 year-old self turned into a bitter, sad 40-something housewife. Right now I am trying to draft an email turning down an very interesting position that is, alas, full-time. It has

This is so silly. I'm a girl. I don't poop.

First date with an "actor" (yes he had headshots, no he had no acting credits of any kind)

You should tell Lana to smile, I've heard the ladies really like that.

This is the exact photo in question, PS. I'm not sure how it was misleading.

When I was in high school I broke up with a boy because he showed up to school one day wearing white jeans and a white t-shirt.

I made dis! :) Everything went perfectly. She is 7 pounds and 10 ounces of screaming, shitting, snotting awesomeness! Also, I love Percocet.

I read that as "poking your moms" and was horrified. And then I remembered how to read words.

This needs to be on billboards all over the world. I never would have believed I was susceptible to dickmatizing but, folks, it happened to me. If there was not such a supply/demand imbalance re: good dick, women would not be willing to pay the price of their comfort, dignity, safety, self-worth, security, etc.

good dick can imprison you.

I caught a girl I was thinking of marrying cheating on me.

It caused huge problems for me emotionally and with future relationships.

No bathroom selfies

All the cats!