If you aren't aware, your tone comes across as rude. I said pretty clearly that I'm not aware of any context beyond what's written above in this one article.

I attended catechism only for the bag of candy my aunt (a nun) would give me every time she picked me up to go.

and let us know why we wanted to get confirmed (I was doing it for cash).

I had a pastor during my last tortured years actively attending church that was A LOT like the father in 7th Heaven. Pastor Bob. He was really invested in being heavily involved in each of the lives of the kids in our confirmation class. He liked to massage people's shoulders. He always wanted to meet one on one with…

I know it was just a character, but the dad on 7th Heaven eerily reminded me of every single "youth" pastor I've ever met. You know the one who tries to be so hip and cool and with it.

Between the hours of 9PM to 11PM work for me . . .

Well, I think even completely tiny boobs have some room for an implant, but the sternum is a pretty small area with kind of taut skin. I imagine putting an implant in there would be like having a sports bra type uni-boob, but like under your skin....

But she's so clumsy!! How will she ever find love???!!!

Damn, fuck the police just took on a whole new meaning.

Damn, I have suffered a severe relapse into my chronic addiction to "The Wire" behind this Omar GIF. I was clean 18 months.....

i actually fend off all my undesired suitors with a sawed-off shotgun while whistling the farmer in the dell so yeah same

Oh this is a good one. I think what you need is a pumice stick—there's more about them in this post.

Why is he using Tinder to buy an escort? That seems like an unnecessary middle man.

He had to leave; he was spreading the horrible rumor that no one cared about my boner. :(

i would play with so many dicks if they made music

The Bleach Signal

this is why i only ever hook up with the girls from tinder because one time i hooked up w/ this guy

This is exactly how I feel. One of my mottos in life is "Do it because then it will be done and you won't have to do it anymore". Plus, I don't like working on things for a long time, so by doing them over several days, I don't have to suffer very long at a time.

I have friends who wish they could git-r-done like me, but they just can't do it. I guess we're all the way we are. (Brilliant me). ;D

I'm not a procrastinator at all. It has to be done anyway, so get it over with. It feels so good when it's done.