This is what the LAW says in California:

I'm going on 42 and I'm only 4'11". Maybe I should be in the backseat too.

The writing on television is quite a bit ahead of cinema, IMO. No longer are TV shows written as some 21 minute vignette stand alone product, they're a part of an on going series. I'm glad to see Orphan Black getting love at Comic Con, Tatiana Maslany acts circles around the typical other best actress nominees in…

Why on earth would it be considered more probable that a woman would be an intellectual peer "only in her mind"? And why do I suspect that your use of the word "prime" is limited to only a woman's appearance?

Leave it to Woody Allen to think that Emma Stone (age 25) would be a reasonable romantic lead alongside Colin Firth (age 53). I have nothing against May-December romances (my dad is 16 years older than my mom) but, sexy as he is, he is over twice her age and that is squicky as fuck. And this dynamic is treated as…

The movie The Hunger was so hot. I remember seeing in a theater as a kid and ....wow....I think I remember sweating watching that.

You're just saying that so no one will suspect the bearnado you're planning.

You know, I can't help but wonder if this was actually *MEANT* to be a nice, generous deed performed by an old school Santa Claus type craftsperson who just thought they were doing something anonymous and kind for their neighbors' kids. The first neighborhood I lived in as a kid was a dead end street that offered my…

And now, a friend told authorities Lee moved to Alaska last week.

It's kind of suspicious that Rebecca hasn't been commenting on this thread. I would watch a sitcom or reality show where the down-on-his-luck celebrity Romeo, due to a lack of babysitting gigs, has to move back in with his hilarious and universally-beloved feminist sister Rebecca. Especially if it was called Every…

I missed this homework assignment... the one where we are supposed to take a really horrific, sad situation, and fill in as many imaginary details as we can in order to make it even more awful, and thus somehow feel better about it because those nasty people got what they deserved!

I bumped into Mike Tyson at a MLK Day festival.

Well, there's no reason for a/c in California. I've lived in the Inland Empire in Indian Summer before. You just suck it the fuck up.

This is why we can't have nice fucking things. Manicured perfect, cookie-cutter lawns are fucking ugly resource wasters. Also, air conditioning, I fucking hate air conditioning. I have to carry a sweater like a goddamn grandma around with me because everyone thinks that any temperature above 70 is inhospitably…

Eh, I've seen more impressive closets:

The heart wants what the heart wants.

So long as she's not way too young, you're never way too old.

The is a lovely story and all, but where is the gay food promised in the title? Gay food is underrepresented in mainstream media as it is, and frankly I expected better from Jezebel.

Today, as I was getting dressed, I put on a white tank top and one of my maternity skirts. My boobs looked good (not like the soggy pancakes they've been after breastfeeding Cheeze Slice), my belly looked cute, and I felt good, dammit. So fuck that staying in advice, because this time around, I love my pregnancy body.…